Your Day in Lazy Outrage

Defendant MATTHEW KEYS then told the unidentified individuals that he was a former employee, proceeded to give them a username and password, and told them to “go fuck some shit up.”

So Twitter is blowing up because someone ‘gave out a password’. Reading to page four is too much to ask paid journalists, I guess.

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  1. brianvan reblogged this from usernameninetynine and added:
    But HE’S THEIR FRIEND so nothing bad should happen ever He seems like a really, really unwise person, to put it mildly....
  2. rendit said: "This is why I don’t pay my journalists, suckers ;lkasjf0923jflksdfnmaslk" —Choire Siche
  3. usernameninetynine posted this